this makes me so fucking angry i feel like a wild chimpanzee i want to fucking slam your skull into a rock fucking hell fucking despayeehaw fuck you fuck you fuck you im never going to say something better than this do you realise that? youve fucking bested me. despayeehaw. fuck you. fuck you.
man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful?
me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity